Good puns?

Question

Good puns?

Answer 1

I need a riesen to give a good pun

Answer 2

In the world of punstery, the only good pun is a bad pun. People groan to show that they get it. Possum's are very bad and groan-worthy.

Answer 3

I'm not sure there are any good puns, but



A cannibal was walking down the road and passed his neighbor.

See the farmer who's outstanding (out standing) in his field

Answer 4

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming..