Please Write Me A Bacon Haiku?

Question

Love it or hate it, would you be so kind as to create me a bacon related Haiku? Thanks.

Answer 1

You are what you eat.



Wait – that can’t be how it goes.



You wear what you eat.



Bacon Shirt.

Answer 2

Bacon Haiku

Answer 3

Haiku is japanese poetry non-rhyming, with 3 verses containing 5, 7 and 5 lines respectively so here goes . . .



a new haiku about bacon

would be easy to write for you

just stop typing at seventeenth

Answer 4

I made two, just for you:





Although, not kosher

This Jew cannot help herself

Bacon is like crack





Take a cheeseburger

Add onion rings and bacon

Now THAT is heaven





Hope these tickle your fancy.