He said ___. She said___.?

Question

Give me a new twist on the following familiar sayings:

1. He said: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
She said:

2. He said: These are the times that try men's souls.
She said:

3. He said: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.
She said:

4. He said: If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
She said:

5. He said: Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
She said:

Answer 1

1. He said: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

She said: Then don't make me break my foot off in your a s s



2. He said: These are the times that try men's souls.

She said: I put that paper out for the dog, you didn't have to step in it



3. He said: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

She said: You'll be lucky to get a composite filling on your dental plan



4. He said: If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

She said: If you can't make me come get out of the bedroom?



5. He said: Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

She said: Don't count on getting layed tonight, Rooster boy

Answer 2

1. He said: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

She said: Heaven holds no delight for a Steelers fan



2. He said: These are the times that try men's souls.

She said: "What is: The Boston Marathon, Alex?"



3. He said: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

She said: They're in the glass by the bed, old man.



4. He said: If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

She said: Another Thanksgiving at Denny's...



5. He said: Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

She said: Don't count your Malaria parasites until the Oocysts rupture and release Sporozoites

Answer 3

. He said: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

She said: If they can send one man to the moon, why can't they send them all?



2. He said: These are the times that try men's souls.

She said: You wanna go swimming, I just bought you a new pair of cement flippers.



3. He said: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

She said: If you would have kept your mouth shut, you would still have the ones the good Lord gave you.



4. He said: If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

She said: Then I guess your cooking tonight.



5. He said: Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

She said: Well someone has to count them since you can't count past 21 unless you naked.

Answer 4

1. He said: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

She said: Hell hath no fury like a man whined.



2. He said: These are the times that try men's souls.

She said: These are the times that frizz my hair.



3. He said: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

She said: All I want for Christmas is you.



4. He said: If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

She said: If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.



5. He said: Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

She said: Don't count the promises before the commitment.

Answer 5

1. He said: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

She said: What a freaking piece of s!it you are!!!



2. He said: These are the times that try men's souls.

She said: Men just don't try hard enough.



3. He said: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

She said: Make sure you come straight home for dinner!



4. He said: If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

She said: Get your own dinner tonight.



5. He said: Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

She said: Oh, go crack an egg!!

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Answer 6

1. He said: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

She said: Life hath no purpose for a man un-horned.



2. He said: These are the times that try men's souls.

She said: Men have souls?



3. He said: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

She said: I'll thee what thanta can do thweetie.



4. He said: If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

She said: If you can't handle my meat, just quit yer bitchin'.



5. He said: Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

She said: I'm sick 'n tired of your fowl language.



hahaha, yulian? I've never seen an avatar match an answer so well! haha; also love the previous answers to number 4. :)

Answer 7

1. He said: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

She said: You ain't seen ANYTHING, yet!

2. He said: These are the times that try men's souls.

She said: Men have tried womens' souls since the beginning of time!

3. He said: All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth.

She said: Roger that! I hope it improves your appearance.

4. He said: If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

She said: That sounds great to me, as she exchanged her apron for his tv remote.

5. He said: Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

She said: Not tonight, dear. I have a headache!!

Answer 8

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Answer 9

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Answer 10

He said sex, please. She said ask your hand to help you out.