50 Ways to Leave Your Lover...?

Question

Slip out the back, Jack; Make a new plan, Stan; Don't need to be coy, Roy; Hop on the bus, Gus; Drop off the key, Lee~~I always thought there should be more~anybody got any more rhymes??

Answer 1

Drop her by email, Dale

Leave a message on her machine, Gene.

Put a note on her side of the bed, Ned.

Time to go, Bo.

Forget to call, Paul.

Don't be a coward, Howard.

Hop on your cycle, Michael.

Don't hang on, Ron.

Tell her you're done, Son.

Do something odd, Todd.

Tell her to chill, Phil.

Find a new place to park, Mark.

Get in your truck, Chuck.

Torture her pet, Chet.

Poison her stew, Lou.

Answer 2

You have all the rhymes. Paul Simon's lyrics to "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" are as follows:



The problem is all inside your head, she said to me

The answer is easy if you take it logically

Id like to help you in your struggle to be free

There must be fifty ways to leave your lover



She said its really not my habit to intrude

Furthermore, I hope my meaning wont be lost or misconstrued

But Ill repeat myself at the risk of being crude

There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

Fifty ways to leave your lover



Just slip out the back, jack

Make a new plan, stan

You dont need to be coy, roy

Just get yourself free

Hop on the bus, gus

You dont need to discuss much

Just drop off the key, lee

And get yourself free



Just slip out the back, jack

Make a new plan, stan

You dont need to be coy, roy

Just listen to me

Hop on the bus, gus

You dont need to discuss much

Just drop off the key, lee

And get yourself free



She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain

I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again

I said I appreciate that and would you please explain

About the fifty ways



She said why dont we both just sleep on it tonight

And I believe in the morning youll begin to see the light

And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right

There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

Fifty ways to leave your lover



Just slip out the back, jack

Make a new plan, stan

You dont need to be coy, roy

Just get yourself free

Hop on the bus, gus

You dont need to discuss much

Just drop off the key, lee

And get yourself free



You just slip out the back, jack

Make a new plan, stan

You dont need to be coy, roy

Just listen to me

Hop on the bus, gus

You dont need to discuss much

Just drop off the key, lee

And get yourself free

Answer 3

Fly off in your plane, Dwayne.

You just need to be brave, Dave.

No need to by shy, Guy.

Just walk out the gate, Nate.

Gotta do it real quick, Mick.

Don't make her feel bad, Chad.

Lie like a rug, Doug.

Tell her right to her face, Ace.

You could fake your own death, Seth.

Hop on the next train, Wayne.

Just lie through your teeth, Keith.

Run home to your mom, Tom.

Find a new girl, Earl.

Act like a prick, Rick.

Answer 4

Hop on your bike, Mike

don't take it too slow, Joe

just go get a job, Bob

you'll need a new bed, Fred

Take a ride on the ferry, Gary

Go get a new pal, Hal

Switch to safe sex, Dex (okay, that was out of line)

Answer 5

Do the tango with the lowonbrain, Hon





P.S. Forgive me, I'm an otherwise upstanding citizen - it's the irresistible combination of Teacher and cute Glasses that's mesmerizing me into talking nonsense, I think! Oh, that avatar is just way too HOT for the weak in the knee creatures like me. :-)



P.S.S. I hope you find 5000 ways of leavin' your lover! ;-)

Answer 6

Find some new candy, Randy

Just leave, Steve

Jump on your Harley, Charlie

Answer 7

hit the road jack

blow it out your hole joe



thats about it

Answer 8

make like the wind and go yo!

Answer 9

idk because i dont wnt 2 leave my bf