Some good comebacks for verbal fights!?

Question

OK i hate how when i get insulted i have nothing else to say or some lame comebacks plz help me think of soemthing to say!!!!!!!!!

Answer 1

You can not really rehearse comebacks- either you have that instant wit or you don't.

But- try web search for " one-liner insults" such as

2 000 000 sperm and You're the one that made it?!

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

Have a lovely day, preferably somewhere else.



If I throw a stick will you leave?



Is it time for your medication ?



I see you don't suffer from stress, you're just a carrier.













http://start.facemoods.com/results.php?category=web&s=one+liners+insults&a=ssm&f=2

Answer 2

Well if I am such a loser... WHY THE F--- DO YOU WASTE YOUR TIME BEING A D---! The key here is not to be a goody two shoes, bullies won't respond positively to this. The objective is to modify perspective, make the bully out to be the loser for starting crap to begin with, making the bully out to be an idiot for wasting time insulting you, or question why the individual's behavior is why they don't have any friends (couple this with some lies, or maybe not, about the bully's friends hating him/her and hanging around the individual as a game so they can crush his/her hopes later).

Answer 3

Well you need to give me something to respond to. I am way better at comebacks than I am at just plain starting the fight. It also depends on the crowd you are in and the details about the person you want to verbally assault.