What is a good slogan for a pet vaccum?

Question

For my class, I have created a pet vaccum that is quiet so it does not scare your pet and it gets rid of unwanted smell or it leaves a scent on your pet. It is called the Hum Pet Vac cuz it hummms, I need a slogan and so far we've thought of something like

- All bite and no bark pet vac (but that's scary)
- No fright, cleaned right!
-Leaves your pet hummin with satisfaction...

These are nowhere close to good! We need one that shows you and your pet will love the way the hair disappears into a recyclable bag, it's quiet, it's fast, it gets rid of scent and all that!

Anything would be appreciated :)

Answer 1

"Shedder stopper" comes to mind, but if you use it, can I get a royalty? No? How about 10 points ?

I'd be cool with that...Good luck with what sounds like a very marketable idea ! ( I'm semi-covered in cat and chihuahua fur at this very moment...)

Answer 2

Give your pet a Hum job! Our vacuum really sucks!

Answer 3

The ultimate flea picker.