all to pot-- ruined, a lost cause
@rse-- your bum, butt
bar steward-- b@stard
bicky-- a biscuit, cookie
carrot top-- a red-head
chav-- an ignorant hooligan who tries to be posh
deffo-- definitely
dinky-- small and cute
egghead-- a bright person, a nerd
ecky thump!--
faff-- fooling around, goofing off, waste time, fanny around, involved in nonsense
flaming Nora!--
gagging (for something)-- craving, have a hankering for, desperate for
geezer-- a man who is a "square", not "with it", usually "old geezer" (old f@art)
happy as Larry-- very pleased
huff-- f@rt, inhale, inhale solvents, a small resentful tantrum
ickle-- little, small
icky-- sticky, gooey, can be sickly
jack all-- nothing
joint-- marijuana cigarette, a place
kegs--
kick off-- start, start trouble
legless-- very drunk
lippy-- giving cheek, sassy, impertinent, insolent, "talking back", a big-mouth
minging-- smelly, objectionable, undesirable
manky--
nab-- to grab, to catch someone, to pinch
narky-- irritable, grumpy, moody
owt-- (aught) naught, nothing
on the blink-- not functioning properly
panto--
pad-- your house or flat
quid-- one pound British sterling
quickie-- grab a drink after work, booty call
rank-- ugly, disgusting, can be food that is spoilt, of low status
Rosie Lee--
Scouse-- people and/or things associated with Liverpool (from stew, lobscouse)
short-@rse--
takeaway-- food that you collect and bring home, fast food
ta-ra!--
uni-- university
umpteen-- countless, innumerable
vibe-- "vibration", a feeling (can be good or bad), a sense, atmosphere, aura, mood
voddy-- Vodka (as in a voddy toddy)
whinge-- chronic complaining, a whiner
why aye!--
yonks-- eons, a very long time
yap-- constant chattering (like yakking), your mouth
zonked-- exhausted, sound asleep, passed-out
zoned out-- not paying attention, daydreaming
I am Deaf, an American, a U.S. British prep-school survivour, and a language aficionado.